Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Historical Inaccuracies of the World

The great fire of ’78 was started with the invention and overreliance of corduroy pants. Millions of people around the world unknowingly rubbing their thighs together, generating so much heat from all that corduroy friction. One day it all exploded in a great flame that set off a chain reaction; setting all that polyester alight in a nova like flame that threatened to engulf the planet. It was a Super Cord-a-nova.

This is when the great fashion houses of the 70’s were disbanded and forced out of business; closing their doors forever and saving humanity from weaponized corduroy


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